Just ‘Cause It’s Michael Phelps

We didn’t think there was anything hotter than Mikey Phelps in a teeny tiny Speedo but seeing him in a fly suit, sporting a new goatee, strutting through Reagan National Airport in Washington DC after being honored by President Bush, proves we were oh-so wrong!

We’re choking on our own tongue, he’s so fine. The sunglasses and suit look is very Special Agent Phelps. He could frisk us any day.

Sadly, the last time Mikey was seen making his way through the airport, he was with Nicole Johnson, a former beauty queen who was Miss Westlake Village 2007, and a runner up for Miss California USA, (to clarify, Miss America are the pretty smart girls who get interviewed, and have talent. Miss USA are the prettier, sluttier girls who just wear bikinis and look as perfect as possible), who is rumored to be his girlfriend.

But today he was solo and muy caliente!

We’ve still got Phelps Phever! It’s a Phetish. We can’t help ourselves.