Really, Michelle Rodriguez? Really?

March 20, 2009 at 8:19am PST
Photos: splashnewsonline.com

We hate Michelle Rodriguez.

We always have.

We always will.

Her angry surliness was never sexy or bewitching, and she’s had a reputation for being a raging pain in the ass on set since her first films. How she still gets work, we’ll never understand but that’s not the point.

The point is: why is Michelle such a tasteless, trashy ‘tard?

At yesterday’s Fast and Furious premiere in London (what’s next for Michelle? Girlfight 2?) she walked the red carpet with her sunglasses jammed into her dress like she’d just shown up for a kegger on the beach.

Have some class, lady!

There are a million handlers around you; you didn’t think to ask someone to hold those for a sec?

She turned what would’ve been a beautiful, flowing white gown into a cheap-looking toga.

Michelle Rodriguez: She ruins everything she touches.

—Sasha Perl-Raver

Comments

michelles dress looks beautiful

she looks fucking beautiful and does not ruin everything she touches! people asked her when she would be in a dress she finally does( not that anyone here would know that shes dressed in sexier dresses weather it was for premiers or photoshoots cause they have there head so far up there ass) and then u criticize her for fucking sunglasses? really? u want my post fine but im posting on how ridiculous this is to say something like that and personally i hope that when she becomes an even bigger star than wat she already is even with her past mistakes that u'll be eating ur own fucking words and she'll be taking ur apologies. i cant believe im even looking at this site right now it makes me want to puke. oh and for an FYI to those of who who writ stupid things like this is wrong especially when u dont know who that person. she tries to be the best but not bu following the same hollywood scene of rules and regulations and being a puppet, she does it in her own way and i couldnt have it any other way.

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