Nicole Richie, Invading the Airwaves

Groan.

We thought we’d dodged a bullet since no record label wants to release Paris Hilton’s second album.

But, no.

Now Nicole Richie wants to assault our eardrums.

Greeeaaat. What makes her think, A: anyone wants to hear that trash? And B: that she’s any good?

Since Nicole is adopted, there’s zero chance she inherited any of her dad Lionel’s talent. Maybe some rubbed off by osmosis but we’re gonna guess, "no." And, sure, she’s Joel Madden’s baby mama, but spending hours on a tour bus doesn’t give her the right to inflict her vocal stylings on our ears.

We’re calling for a boycott. One “Stars Are Blind” was enough for us.