Nicole Ritchie Isn’t An Animal!

September 13, 2008 at 3:44pm PST
Photos: splashnewsonline.com

But she is a bitch.

Nicole Richie got all kinds of uppity when a fan (she has one?) attempted to take her picture as she left an after party at Country Club during New York Fashion Week.

PageSix reports that Richie went nuts and broke the girl’s camera.

“A young, Swedish tourist was trying to take her photo. Richie shouted, ‘I’m not an animal’ then jumped over the velvet rope, ripped the camera out of the girl's hand, and smashed it to the ground.”

That’s right, Nicole, you’re not an animal; you’re a spoiled brat famous for doing and being nothing. You live off of your father, your baby daddy and your BFF’s reflected glory but you contribute nothing to the world. Smile, take the photo and shut the eff up, you ungrateful skank.

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