The Hairspray Beatdown Beef Continues

Remember when Hairspray star Nikki Blonsky and former ANTM contestant Bianca Golden got all fist-a-cuffs in the Turks and Caicos airport on July 29th?

The battle continues, both in court (Nikki’s father, Carl, faces serious jail time) and across the airwaves. Bianca took her case to none other than Miss Tyra Banks to defend herself and her family’s innocence.

In an episode of The Tyra Banks Show (we love that hot mess), set to air on October 8th, Bianca, playing the sympathy card by saying her family was on the Caribbean island for a family reunion in her dying grandma’s honor (oh, please. To quote 25th Hour, that’s what grandmas do, they die) claims, this whole thing started because Nikki was rude to her aunt. Once a war of words started, Golden claims Carl busted in and punched her mom, knocking her off her feet. Then she says the whole Blonsky family jumped on her mother, including Nikki who kicked her mom in the vagina.

Bianca seems to be forgetting that we’ve all already seen video of what happened…and this isn’t it. Maybe her mom did get socked in the business, but the person who started the PHYSICAL fight was in the Golden family. There are a number of witnesses who attest to that.

Either way, the whole sad circus is just beyond belief. Why is it that people can’t remember the simplest rule of kindergarten…DO NOT HIT?!?!?!