Another Boy Bites the Dust

Paris Hilton, 28, and The Hills’ Doug Reinhardt, 24, have split after six months of dating.

"In response to the inquiry on whether Paris Hilton has split up with Doug Reinhardt, yes, this is true they are no longer together. They remain friends and ask that you please respect their privacy," a rep for Hilton said.

Uhh huhh, privacy, that’s Paris’ middle name.

Up until recently, Hilton was gushing about Dougie, even spouting off marriage in the future. “He's going to be my husband," she told E!. "We're best friends. It's not like we just met. We've known each other over the past year. I was in a relationship before and we reconnected. I'm really in love and really happy."

Well, not in love enough or happy enough. Though we never shed a tear for Hilton, it sort of makes us sad. 'Cause the fame-whore and the professional d-bag were made for each other! ...