Paging Dr. Somers

September 20, 2009 at 4:47pm PST

Actress and Author Suzanne Somers has said that Patrick Swayze died because of his chemotherapy, not, uh, pancreatic cancer.

The woman best known for playing Chrissy on Three's Company said: "They took this beautiful man and they basically put poison in him. Why couldn't they have built him up nutritionally and gotten rid of the toxins in his body? I hate to be this controversial. I'm a singer-dancer-comedienne. But we have an epidemic going on, and I have to say it."

Actually, no, you don't have to say anything. Yes, we're all still very sad over Swayze's death last week. And yes, you are an entertainer, and not a doctor, Ms. Somers, so why don't you let the doctors handle it.

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