Who Wants to Be The Meat in That Sandwich?

March 18, 2009 at 6:49am PST

Tags: Fast and Furious, Paul Walker, Vin Diesel

Photos: splashnewsonline.com

We do!

Vin Diesel and Paul Walker, along with the rest of the cast of Fast and Furious, were snapped at the European premiere of the film yesterday in Bochum, Germany.

Seriously?

They’re not even important enough to premiere in Berlin?

We love the little children peeking out from behind the backdrop. Are those their illegitimate German babies?

We’d have their bastard child any day! They could Octo-Mom us up with Walker and Diesel babies and we’d be pleased as punch.

—Sasha Perl-Raver

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