Roseanne Barr’s Plastic Surgery Confession

Roseanne Barr has admitted that she used plastic surgery to escape her former husband Tom Arnold.

Over the course of their four year marriage (they divorced in 1994), Roseanne had a breast reduction, tummy tuck and nose job to avoid spending time with her then husband.

The former sitcom star says every time she had free time, she’d schedule a surgery that involved a long recovery process and, presumably, some good Rx’s. “Everytime I had a break, I would have surgery. I think just to get away from him. Then when I came back, there'd be nurses in the house, and I wouldn’t be alone with him.”

Isn’t a divorce easier and safer? Besides, what did she expect from Tom Arnold? There would need to be a check with between seven and nine zeroes involved for us to spent a secluded, prolonged period of time with that man. Rhinoplasty sounds way more enjoyable.