Ryan Cabrera Sounds the Death Knell

August 8, 2008 at 10:50am PST
Tags: Ashlee Simpson, Goa, Joe Simpson, Ryan Cabrera

Two things are certain:

1. Ryan Cabrera, whose latest album peaked at #177 on the charts, is frightening. Between the tattoos, porn ‘stache and greasy locks, the frosted tips of the spiky haired kid who once rested securely in the bosom of the Simpson family (Papa Joe-manager, Ashlee-girlfriend) have tarnished beyond recognition. 

2. Goa is officially D-O-N-E. When the “big” celebrity name at a club is Ryan Cabrera, the end is nigh and your title as “Hot Spot” has been revoked.

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