Scarlett Johansson Gets Cut

New York doesn't love Scarlett Johansson back.

The HoJo's debut as a director, a role which she's previously said she has more interest in than acting, was supposed to be with a short film entitled Visions, which would be part of New York, I Love You, a movie which features eleven short films about love in New York City and stars such Hollywood heavyweights as Shia LaBeouf, Natalie Portman, Hayden Christensen, Blake Lively, Orlando Bloom, Christina Ricci, Robin Wright Penn and Rachel Bilson.

Johansson's movie, however, has been cut from the final version.

While some sources claim that it was "unwatchable," the film's producer has been a bit more diplomatic, saying, "Scarlett presented me with an extremely compelling, albeit unconventional, narrative that appeared as though it would not necessarily conform to the overall approach of the entire collective."

Visions will, however, be featured on the DVD version of the film.

Don't worry, Scarlett, there will be other opportunities. And, if not, you've always got your husband's fine-ass shoulder to cry on.

—J. Bavoso