The HoJo Goes DooDoo Brown

December 5, 2008 at 9:59am PST
Tags: Ryan Reynolds, Scarlett Johansson, The Spirit
Photos: splashnewsonline.com

Scarlett Johansson, or, at least, a very realistic looking blow up doll/mannequin of her, attended last night's launch party for her new film The Spirit.

Tyra needs to teach her to smile with the eyes. We see the Vacancy sign, big time.

We are hating the 1950s housewife look she's trying to work, and not just because it's the HoJo, but because it's just ugly.

The new brown-ish locks aren't doing it for us either.

Or maybe we're still so blinded with rage that she gets to fall asleep next to Ryan Reynolds every night that it doesn't matter what she's wearing or doing. All we see is red (rage) and green (envy). At least the color palatte of our hatred is seasonally-appropriate.

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