Sean Avery Done with Dallas Stars

December 15, 2008 at 12:23pm PST

Tags: Elisha Cuthbert, Rachel Hunter, Sean Avery

Photos: splashnewsonline.com

Who knew people in the NHL could be such punk-ass bitches. (Or should we say puck-ass! Ohhhh, pun o’ the day!)

Sean Avery will not be returning to the Dallas Stars following his six-game suspension for saying “it’s a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds.”

It IS a common thing! Calgary Flames defenceman Dion Phaneuf is dating Elisha Cuthbert and Los Angeles’ Jarret Stoll is shacked up with Rachel Hunter, but Avery tippity-tapped those asses ages ago.

Instead he might be traded, sent to the minors or bought out of his $15.5 million dollar four-year contract.

Avery is currently at an undisclosed location seeking treatment through a program for anger issues and has yet to release a statement.

We can’t believe this has gotten so blown out of proportion. Sean is a two-time league leader in penalty minutes, his stick waving antics in a playoff game inspired “The Avery Rule” and he’s well known as the most hated player in the NHL. One little snark about “sloppy seconds” and he gets the boot?

Like we said, puck-ass bitches.

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