Sean Avery’s Sloppy Seconds

December 4, 2008 at 11:48am PST
Photos: splashnewsonline.com

Our man, Sean Avery, has gotten himself into a heap of trouble in the NHL.

Sean was suspended indefinitely this week after making an “off-color comment” before a game on Tuesday night in Calgary, Canada. He (or, at least, his publicist) issued a statement of apology yesterday, but it’s now likely that he’s getting bounced from the Dallas Stars. This raises the question of what will happen with the four-year, $15.5 million contract he signed with the team in July.

Why all the drama?

In a pre-game interview Tuesday, Avery said, “I just want to comment on how it’s become, like, a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don’t know what that’s about.” He is referring to Calgary Flames defenceman Dion Phaneuf, who is dating Avery's ex-girlfriend Elisha Cuthbert.

GET OVER IT!!!

He made one little snippy remark.

Obviously, there were larger issues at play for Avery to get the boot so unceremoniously.  

One of the reasons we love Sean is because of his reputation for being a smack-talking, fight-starting bad-ass largely known as both the best agitator and the most hated player in the NHL.

What did they expect?

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