Oedipus LaBeouf

Mother's Day is just a week away and lots of people are looking for ways to honor Mom.

Some buy flowers, others cards, and the culinarily-inclined may even cook for their mother.

We don't, however, reccomend going the same route as Shia LaBeouf.

In an interview with Star Magazine, LaBeouf praised his mother... by calling her the sexiest woman alive and saying he would marry her if he could.

You hear that? That was the sound of millions of women's legs closing across America.

"Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother. She's an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would," Shia said. "I would be with my mother now, if she weren't my mother, as sick as that sounds."

Are we going to have to start calling him Prince Mommy Issues now?

—J. Bavoso