Shia LaBeouf is Grisham’s New Bitch

December 3, 2008 at 6:23am PST
Tags: Denzel Washington, John Grisham, Shia LaBeouf, The Associate, Tom Cruise
Photos: splashnewsonline.com

Shia LaBeouf (or, as our friend John calls him, “Shia LaQueaf”) somehow continues his path to mega-stardom. Why? Why? Why??? He so needs to be voted off the island.

LaQueaf has signed on to star in the latest big-screen adaptation of a John Grisham novel, putting him in the ranks of actors like Tom Cruise and Denzel Washington.

The film is based on Grisham’s latest tome, The Associate, scheduled to hit shelves in January. Shia will play a student graduating from Yale Law School who is given confidential information about a multi-billion dollar lawsuit.

We assume he will also be running in a suit and someone’s car will be blown up.

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