Ode de Cowell

October 10, 2009 at 6:44am PST
Tags: American Idol, Britney Spears, Cologne, Jennifer Lopez, Reese Witherspoon, Simon Cowell, X-Factor

Who wants to smell like Simon Cowell? Why does this sound like an idea for a new reality show?

Our favorite meanie American Idol judge, along with his fellow hosts on X-Factor, is getting his own cologne.

We can sort of understand when someone like J. Lo or Britney, or even Reese gets her own perfume, but Simon's never struck us as someone who probably smells too good. He mostly looks sweaty. They're weird over there across the pond. It will probably be a big seller.

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