30 Rock

We're done thinking that Tracy Morgan is an act. He is Tracy Jordan on 30 Rock, which is to say totally nuts.

His new book, I Am the New Black, comes out next week, but we got some choice snippets in the meantime. Morgan doesn't have very nice things to say about his former SNL castmembers, Chris Kattan and Cheri Oteri. They never respected him, he says, but he thinks they got some comeuppance.

Neil Patrick Harris may have lost the actual award to Jon Cryer (WHAT?!?), but the show's MC was clearly the big winner last night. It was he most entertaining Emmys show in years, even if the awards were pretty boring.

Friends is being remade as a porno.

Talk about a central perk.

Friends - A XXX Parody, which will hit DVD stores this Summer, was given this synopsis by New Sensations, the studio releasing the movie:

“Hilarity and deep penetration ensues when Freebie accidentally spills the beans about Moanica’s bachelorette party, leading the boys to decide to throw a bigger and raunchier bachelor party.”

The movie is part of spoof collection that includes 30 Rock - A XXX Parody, Scrubs - A XXX Parody and Seinfeld - A XXX Parody.

In a recent New York Times article, Tina Fey had some words of wisdom for her friend and fellow funny lady Amy Poehler.

Poehler's new show, Parks and Recreation, premieres on April 9th on NBC and Amy plays Leslie Knope, the deputy parks director of a made up town called Pawnee, Ind. It's kind of like The Office, but with a female lead.

Tracy Morgan escaped a fire in his New York apartment on Wednesday morning unharmed.

That’s because he wasn’t home at the time of the incident.

The 30 Rock star’s home at Trump Place building on the Upper West Side of Manhattan caught fire after a light bulb in one of his fish tanks busted.

Amazingly, none of the fish were harmed either.

NYFD responded three minutes after receiving a call at 8:34am and quickly put the blaze out.

We all know that GE product-placements are an important part of The Girlie Show, but Tina Fey wants you to know that they are not used in her show, 30 Rock.

It's no secret that we're madly in love with Tina Fey and 30 Rock, but the most recent episode started quite the kerfuffle with fans online over the prominence of McDonald's products, especially their McFlurry desserts, with people claiming that the show had sold out to The Man and corporate America.

Last night’s SAG Awards were less than thrilling but there were a few Oh Snap moments.

The line between Tracy Morgan and his crazy 30 Rock alter-ego, Tracy Jordan, continues to blur as Morgan overshares about his totally inappropriate tattoo.

In an interview with Maxim magazine (of course), Morgan shares the story behind one of his more unique tattoos: the words "Stove Top" inked on his delicate bits.

The Golden Globes have long been our favorite of the award shows, mainly because there’s liquor readily available on all the tables so everyone gets trashed and the likelihood of something inappropriate happening gets exponentially higher as the night goes on and the alcohol consumption goes up.

As usual, last night was a mix of highlights (go, Slumdog!) and lowlights (seriously, why is Renee Zellweger still famous?) and here they are...

In case you were keeping score, need to settle a bet or had a Golden Globes pool, here's a complete list of last night's winners in the order the awards were handed out.