30 Rock

Once upon time Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger were married and were in love with each other. Alec's always brilliant brother Stephen, decided to commemorate their love by commissioning a painting of his brother to give to Basinger as a gift.

And voila, this is said painting.

Julianne Moore just narrowly missed out an Oscar nomination this year for her role in A Single Man, and so she's decided she's has enough with movies, and she's going back to where she started: As the World Turns.

Okay, that's not exactly why, but she is returning to the soap once more before it ends it's run in September.

Late last night Alec Baldwin was rushed to the hospital, was examined, and then sent home. Word is that it was all just a "misunderstanding."

He is fine and reported for work today on the set of 30 Rock, but what was this all about?

With all of the drama surrounding NBC's late-night schedule, we knew at least a few celebrities would take shots at the network during the Golden Globes.

Tom Hanks, Julia Roberts and Tina Fey all wasted no time in taking jabs at NBC during the network's red carpet coverage.

30 Rock star Jane Krakowski announced that she's engaged to clothing designer Robert Godley. They've been together for almost a year now.

That's NOT a dealbreaker, ladies. (Sorry we couldn't resist.)

It's been a few weeks since we've seen Jenna Maroney and the whole 30 Rock gang in a new episode, so we're just ready for it's return!

Whoever thought Inglorious Bastards would be the awards movie it's become this year? Along with Precious and Up in the Air, it tied for the most nominations at the Screen Actors Guild Awards this year.

Alec Baldwin says he's had enough of acting and he's quitting when his contract on 30 Rock is up in 2012. We heard that the universe was ending in 2012, so I guess it's true.

We're done thinking that Tracy Morgan is an act. He is Tracy Jordan on 30 Rock, which is to say totally nuts.

His new book, I Am the New Black, comes out next week, but we got some choice snippets in the meantime. Morgan doesn't have very nice things to say about his former SNL castmembers, Chris Kattan and Cheri Oteri. They never respected him, he says, but he thinks they got some comeuppance.

Neil Patrick Harris may have lost the actual award to Jon Cryer (WHAT?!?), but the show's MC was clearly the big winner last night. It was he most entertaining Emmys show in years, even if the awards were pretty boring.

Friends is being remade as a porno.

Talk about a central perk.

Friends - A XXX Parody, which will hit DVD stores this Summer, was given this synopsis by New Sensations, the studio releasing the movie:

“Hilarity and deep penetration ensues when Freebie accidentally spills the beans about Moanica’s bachelorette party, leading the boys to decide to throw a bigger and raunchier bachelor party.”

The movie is part of spoof collection that includes 30 Rock - A XXX Parody, Scrubs - A XXX Parody and Seinfeld - A XXX Parody.