90210

-Kicking off where the last show left off, Annie and Naomi meet their half brother, Shawn (Josh Henderson), and bring him right inside to Annie’s birthday party. ‘Cause that wouldn’t be totally awkward. Naomi’s mom Tracy suddenly runs in, totally chipper, with her flowing weave pulled into a side pony. All she needs is a scrunchy to complete the look flying off the side of her head as she giddily yells, “Where’s my SON?

90210, aka: TWSOT, The Worst Show on Television, was so bad last night, it should have come with a barf bag and a warning label.

Here are the highlights of the lowlights...

While filming her continued guest appearances on 90210 2.0 (aka: TWSOT) at the Gay and Lesbian Center in Hollywood, Jennie Garth showed her support for equal rights for same-sex couples with a No on Prop 8 sign.

We are still shocked and appalled 51 percent of California voters would approve such a disgracefully hateful bill.

We’re with Jennie! 

She needs to change that sign so it reads “I heart Publicity.”

Attention-whoring 90210 star AnnaLynne McCord was spotted out to lunch with her girlfriend in West Hollywood on Wednesday (not like Girlfriend girlfriend, like “What’s up, girlfriend?”).

When she noticed photographers outside she decided a homemade napkin sign was in order.

Last night’s episode of 90210, mercifully, was partially pre-empted for something far more dramatic, intriguing, gripping and emotional; the announcement of Barack Obama’s win. Sadly, The CW still managed to wedge in a solid chunk of what we like to call TWSOT (The Worst Show On Television). Here’s this week’s highlights of the lowlights (based on what we saw between election coverage).

Ummm…

Ryan, we need to have a little chat.

What exactly were you dressed as at Friday’s Pur Jeans Halloween Party at STK in West Hollywood?

Is this a Kurt Cobain homage? Are you Emo-Raggedy Anne? Or Crack-Head Annie (minus the wig and Sandy)?

You know we love us some Ryan, we waste an hour of our life every week to suffer though 90210 in Leggo My Eggold’s honor, but add the show’s suckiness to this bizarre display on Friday, and we have to admit we’re moving toward dunzo with our burgeoning love.

Last night was the second performance of Spring Awakening at the Ahmanson in Los Angeles and guess who was there?

The entire cast of 90210 2.0 including Ryan “Leggo My” Eggold (looking FOXY) and Shenae Grimes.

Do you think the Grimy Bitch sang along?

Once up a time we wanted to see Spring Awakening but now it’s been forever sullied as West Beverly High’s fall musical and we don’t know that we’ll ever to be able to erase that tortuous memory.

Mama who bore me, mama who gave me, only one line to sing over and over.

You have to admire one thing about 90210's AnnaLynne McCord…no, not that…homegirl knows how to market herself.

There is no doubt what’s on the menu when ALM posed for photographers at last night’s Blackberry Storm launch party at Avalon in Hollywood.

Elizabeth Berkley the 2nd sure loves her liquid latex. And looking like a slut.

Oh. My. God. 

Now that the worst show on television, 90210, is on the air, the CW wants to defile another pillar of fantastic 90's television, Melrose Place.

NOOOOO!!!!!

SAY IT AIN’T SO!!!!!

Just like 9021-oh no they didn’t, Darren Star won’t be involved in The Return to Melrose Place, but Heather Locklear’s return is already being discussed.

With no more Kelly or Brenda on tap, 90210 2.0 returned to the CW after almost a month on hiatus and, if it’s possible, we think Shenae Grimes’ acting actually got worse over the break. But that wasn’t the worse of the worst. Here are the highlights of the show's lowlights.