Michael Phelps

On our way home from dinner Tuesday night we noticed a major hubbub going on at the Chateau Marmont and decided to investigate.

We discovered it was GQ’s Men of the Year Party where stars like Leonardo DiCaprio mingled with Zac Efron while Megan Fox (who arrived with her hottie fiance Brian Austin Green and was honored as GQ’s Obsession of the Year) worked the red carpet next to Elisha Cuthbert (looking like she’s packed on a few pounds) and Rosario Dawson.

Hey Michael, you’ve won eight gold medals, what do you do now?

Party in Vegas, bitches.

OMG!!!

Last night was Boy Heaven at Bowlmor Lanes’ 70th Anniversary Party in New York City.

Not only was the evening hosted by Michael Phelps, but Robert Buckley was there!

Throw some Zac Efron and Keanu Reeves in that mix, and it would be Nirvana.

Who knew bowling could be so sexy?

We didn’t think there was anything hotter than Mikey Phelps in a teeny tiny Speedo but seeing him in a fly suit, sporting a new goatee, strutting through Reagan National Airport in Washington DC after being honored by President Bush, proves we were oh-so wrong!

We’re choking on our own tongue, he’s so fine. The sunglasses and suit look is very Special Agent Phelps. He could frisk us any day.

Justin Timberlake and his lady love Jessica Biel were spotted touring the Roman Colosseum as part of their Italian tour of looooove yesterday.

They’re just so foxy together. Even strolling tourist-style we are blown away by Jessica’s phenomenal physique, covered in comfy but style-y duds. She makes us want to be a better woman.

When are these two getting married already?

They’re so obviously go together like peas and carrots, peanut butter and jelly, us and Michael Phelps.

Everyone knows we love Mikey Phelps more than our own Grandmammy so we say this with a tremendous amount of affection…

His Saturday Night Live sucked!

Don’t we all?

In a continued attempt to smooth over her post-Olympic gaffe of calling Michael Phelps “gross”, Amanda Beard arrived at last night’s Us Weekly’s 25 Most Stylish New Yorkers of 2008 Party in a shirt declaring her love for her swimming teammate.

Awww, that’s sweet and remorseful. Good show, Amanda. 

But if you really want to love him, you better take a number, the line starts behind us!

Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama has a new stop on the campaign trail: 30 Rockefeller Center.

Obama will be appearing alongside our future husband Michael Phelps on the season premiere of Saturday Night Live.

"The details of the sketch are still being worked out," an Obama campaign spokesperson says.