Sienna Miller

November 9, 2008 at 7:56 AM PST
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The groodiest couple in history are headed for Splitsville!

October 20, 2008 at 5:45 AM PST
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Our least favorite couple, Balthazar Getty and Sienna Miller, were spotted this weekend on a romantic vacay in Positano, Italy.

Gag. Barf. Retch.

That skeeze makes us sick and Getty’s despicable behavior has almost ruined Brothers and Sisters for us.

Disgusting.

September 20, 2008 at 8:13 AM PST
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Jude Law is reportedly in talks to star alongside Robert Downey Jr. in Guy Ritchie’s adaptation of Sherlock Holmes.

Jude would play Sherlock’s loyal assistant, Dr. Watson, in the forthcoming film slated to begin production in London next month.

September 17, 2008 at 7:17 AM PST
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Sienna Miller is hated around the world and across the Internet. 

Editors at of Sienna-Miller.org, one of her largest fan websites, have announced plans to possibly close down in response to the Superslut’s relationship with Balthazar Getty.

September 17, 2008 at 2:11 AM PST
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Eye-spy with my little eye Mischa Barton lurking behind Josh Hartnett as they attempt to make an inconspicuous exit from Bungalow 8 nightclub in London after a night of partying with each other and friends.

August 21, 2008 at 11:30 PM PST
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Look what someone spray painted on the wall of Sienna Miller’s house.

Hahahahahahahaha!!! 

August 11, 2008 at 1:56 AM PST
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Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty enjoy lunch at Taverna Tony in Malibu with uber-producer Jerry Bruckheimer. 

Seeing photos of the two of them, happy, relaxed, laughing and in love, just makes us want to spit in their faces.

Is it just us, or you as perturbed by this relationship as we are?

August 10, 2008 at 5:32 AM PST
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Sienna Miller continues to do what she does best: Suck.

This time on a Starbucks’ frappe. We wonder if there’s a Mrs. Frappe. That’s more Sienna’s style.

Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty make a pit stop at CVS in Malibu on Saturday. They were cuddling up but immediately separated when they realized there were photographers nearby.  Hollywood’s newly anointed “Most Hated Couple” jumped in a car and drove off into a private gated community.

Ew.

August 5, 2008 at 6:23 AM PST

So much for B-Zar trying to patch things up with his wife, Rosetta. 

Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty were spotted kissing in Malibu on Sunday. Sienna was seen waiting in a car at Ralph’s grocery store in Malibu while Balthazar scoped the scene on a bicycle to make sure there were no paparazzi around. Once he’d decided the coast was clear, Sienna came over for some tonsil hockey.

August 2, 2008 at 8:30 AM PST
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After being photographed all over Italy making out with a half naked Sienna Miller, Balthazar Getty is trying to win his wife back.  Reportedly Getty, 33, has been emailing his wife Rosetta begging for forgiveness. Is he out of his mind?

And Rosetta is allegedly prepared to give her husband a second chance.

WHAT???

How do you forgive your husband after seeing his indiscretions splashed all over the tabloids and internet?

You wanna know how talented baby daddy Justin Timberlake is? He doesn't need a week of prep and an hour and a half to host Saturday Night Live; give him three minutes and a chair and he still does a better job as host AND musical guest than just about anyone else in recent memory (Tina Fey doesn't count and homegirl can't sing). We are a little sad we didn't get to see him do more of the Barry Gibb Talk Show though. It's not the same without Jimmy Fallon trying to keep it together...and failing.

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What happened to Mariah Carey's voice? Her rendition of "Hero" on X Factor, Simon Cowell's British version of American Idol, was so bad it would've gotten her kicked off the show if she was a contestant. We actually would love to hear the Idol crew critique this train wreck. It's more than a little pitchy, dawg, it's a cryin' shame. She goes for the gusto (and sorta succeeds) at the end but fifteen octave Mariah is dead. All that remains are her hand-waving antics and inappropriately immature hoochie dresses. (Seriously, is she going to prom after the show or the Pimp and Ho Ball?)

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We bow at the altar of Janice Dickinson (afterall, she is the World's First Supermodel) so we say this with love and reverance...WHAT THE EFF ARE YOU DOING ON A DAYTIME COURT SHOW???? It appears Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency cast off and reject, Brian Kehoe (we HATE Kehoe) took his former agent to court but the only court his broke, publicity starved ass could muster was Christina's Court. Damn, dude! You couldn't even swing Judge Milian? We are SHOCKED Janice agreed to stoop to such lowly levels.

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Forget Town Hall Meetings and Debates, maybe what we needed all along was a Presdential Dance Off. Don't forget to get out and vote today! And then do The Worm in your candidate's honor.



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