Adrien Brody

They don’t call him The One for nothing!

Keanu was the first celebrity to cross the finish line at the Toyota Grand Prix this weekend.

He finished fourth overall in a mixed field that included racing pros like Al Unser Jr., who won the 10-lap charity race, Johnny Benson and Tom Rudnai, who finished second and third, respectively.

But he opened up a can of whoop ass on all the other celebrities in the field which included former-actor-turned-professional-party-boy Adrien Brody, Jeopardy host Alex Trebek and 24’s Mary Lynn Rajskub.

We love Keanu.

Always have, always will.

But we can’t get behind the hobo chic look he’s sporting these days (he was wearing that same raggedy outfit and hat at the Anvil premiere last night).

K-Rock was snapped at the Long Beach Grand Prix speedway where he’s preparing for a celebrity race this weekend against competitors like Adrien Brody, Alex Trebek, Jon Hamm and Raven-Symone.

How bitchin’ would it be to see Mr. Jeopardy school fools on the race track?

Oh, Keanu. You’re so lovely, why do you fight against it?

Start your engines!

The love of our life, Keanu Reeves, along with Jon Hamm and Tyson Beckford are among the celebrities climbing behind the wheel to compete in the 2009 Toyota Grand Prix in Long Beach, California.

The race, which also includes Adrien Brody (does that dude even act anymore?), Luke Wilson, Raven-Symone and 24 star Mary Lynn Rajskub, is for charity.

The winner will have a $15,000 donation given to the cause of their choice.

—Sasha Perl-Raver

Damn, Gina!

Rachel Weisz arrives on the red carpet for her new film The Brothers Bloom at the Toronto Film Festival in a mind-blowingly sexy Herve Leger bandage dress. Divinity incarnate! Rachel is 37 and has had a child; can you believe that body?

The film co-stars Mark Ruffalo and Adrien Brody as the best con men in the world. They decide to take on one last job, showing a beautiful and eccentric heiress (Weisz) the time of her life with a romantic adventure that takes them around the world.

Who wouldn’t want to circle to globe with a woman that stunning?

What is with that nasty ass 7th grade looking hair lip?

Josh Hartnett signs autographs as he makes his way out of Live with Regis and Kelly, where he was promoting his new film August. It’s about two brothers fighting to keep their start-up company afloat on Wall Street during August 2001, a month before the 9/11 terrorist attacks, and looks very interesting.

Josh hasn’t been in a good movie since Black Hawk Down in 2001. We still can’t believe we wasted two hours of our life watching 40 Days and 40 Nights.