Alexander McQueen

Katie Holmes arrived at the Independent Feature Project's 30th Year Celebration at the Cooper Square Hotel in New York City on Sunday in an Alexander McQueen silk halter top and pants and Givenchy heels.

It should have worked.

But it didn’t.

Katie’s style has become so blah, it’s visual Ambien.

Come on, girl, you’ve got all of Maverick’s Risky Business money to spend and you show up in a black satin keyhole halter and schlumpy oversized pants without so much as a dangly earring?

Booo.

—Sasha Perl-Raver

Yeesh!

British “model” Lily Cole looks to’ up from the flo’ up at a Louis Vuitton sponsored dinner, hosted at the Serpentine Gallery in London on Tuesday.

Cole, a favorite of designers like Chanel, Christian Lacroix and Alexander McQueen, was bringing the ugly from head to toe.

The Sunday School white Mary Janes over lacey socks creeping up a pair of sickeningly twiggy legs only to be met but a tuxedo shirt dress gone wrong were just the beginning of the All-Around Badness she’s got going on.

Yuck.