Ali Lohan

Dina Lohan peddled her wares…we mean, brought her 14-year-old slut…we mean, daughter, Ali Lohan to Animal Fair Magazine's 8th annual Halloween pet costume party in New York on Monday night.

Oh look, they both came dressed as pussy. Cats. Pussy cats.

Dina has openly said she wants to turn Ali into a star like her sister Lindsay (who’s already a has-been at 22 but that’s neither here nor there). How do you think she’s marketing her?

And do you think the bowtie was meant to add a touch a’ class? What about the Pam Anderson-esque temporary arm band tattoo?

No one does drama like the Lohan clan.

It's been reported that Lindsay Lohan is now considering taking out a restraining order against her own father, Michael Lohan. She would be following in the footsteps of her mom, Dina, and her younger sister, Ali, who already have orders of protection filed against him.

Dina Lohan, momanger to trainwreck daughter Lindsay Lohan (way to drive that cash cow into the ground, Dina), continues her unbridled quest for fame and recognition by whoring out both herself and her younger daughter, Ali, to E! for a new reality show, Living Lohan.

E! has released a sneak preview that shows just what to expect.

All we can say is: Ewwwwwwwww!