Alias

This is one of those rumors we really hope is true.

J.J. Abrams, the man behind Lost and Felicity, is working on a new television series for next season about a pair of married spies.

We’ve already seen Star Trek once, but loved it so much we’re going back for seconds at one of the late night screenings tonight.

These are not spoilers but we wanted to give Abrams addicts a heads up for a few Easter eggs.

Making a voice cameo is Greg Grunberg, Abrams long time buddy, who has appeared on Felicity, Alias and Lost (as James’ uncle), and Felicity fans should look out for the blink-and-you-miss-it cameo by Amanda Foreman (Megan, Felicity's Wiccan roommate).

Oh no!

What happened to Michael Vartan?!?!

Once upon a time he was one of our favorites.

We totally wished we’d never been kissed too so he could’ve been our first.

But yesterday the former Alias star arrived in Melbourne, Australia to play in the Aussie Millions Poker Tournament he was not looking good.

Pasty, sporting a double chin and looking like he’s got a bit of the Vince Vaughn going on, we wonder, has someone been hitting the bottle instead of the gym?

Director J.J. Abrams, the man responsible for insanely addictive TV shows Felicity, Alias and Lost, arrives at LAX after showing his support for Barack Obama and Joe Biden at the Democratic National Convention in Denver, Colorado.

He looks so diabolical in this photo. It’s like he’s thinking “What can I do next to drive you crazy for six years and force you to watch and re-watch every episode of my show to try and figure out what I already know? Bwahahaha!”

A day after her Alias co-star Victor Garber spilled the beans about Jennifer being knocked up for the second time, Garner pulled the old hide-the-bump-behind-a-bag maneuver.

It’s old school but it works.

When will they make the official announcement?

When we first saw this picture we said, “If Jennifer Garner isn’t pregnant with her second child, we will eat that maternity wear top she’s got on.”

No need for that. Jennifer and husband Ben Affleck are expecting their second child, according to her loose-lipped former Alias co-star Victor Garber.

Garber, who also officiated her extremely private and intimate wedding to Ben, says Jennifer is five months along and they’re both ecstatic. 

Congratulations!