Amber Tamblyn

There's a word for David Cross and it is "class."

The Arrested Development star reportedly claims he did a line of cocaine at the White House Correspondents Dinner, while President Obama was just a few tables away. That's real nice. He made admission/boast as part of a stand-up routine, so maybe he was joking. We doubt it.

Who’s coming out on top?

We’ve never been a big Orlando Bloom fan and, with his newly acquired facial hair, he kind of reminds us of our dad, Marty, circa 1979.

If you’re not a father, a police officer or a member of The Village People, mustaches can be tricky to pull off, and we don’t think Orlando really does it.

Bloom and his lip caterpillar were snapped on the set of his new movie Main Street, which co-stars Amber Tamblyn, Colin Firth, and Patricia Clarkson.

—Sasha Perl-Raver

Amber Tamblyn looked happy to be arriving at the premier of the play God of Carnage at the Bernard Jacobs Theatre in New York City last night.

Unfortunately, we can't say we're happy to see her.

Tamblyn, whose affinity for wearing unflattering jumpsuits is well-documented, showed up in a dress which made us alternately nauseous and weirdly nostalgic for Magic Eye puzzles and shoes which looked like a cross between stripper footwear and those jelly shoes little girls wear.

No bueno.

Is there anything less funny than someone trying to be funny?

Yes, 84 painful minutes of it. Welcome to Spring Breakdown.

Written by, produced and starring former SNL-er Rachel Dratch, she proves exactly why no one but herself would ever hire her as the lead in a movie.

With one of the most self-explanatory titles in history, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 is about a sisterhood (Amber Tamblyn, America Ferrera, Blake Lively and Alexis Bledel) who travel while sharing a pair of pants. Tah-dah!

Thank you, Masters of the Obvious.

The film starts out frothy and agreeable, like a cupcake, but soon the saccharine sweetness mixed with a heavy dose of preachiness becomes too cloying to stomach.

Amber Tamblyn attends the New York premiere of her film The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 dressed to the butt-ugly nines. As a matter of fact, on the ugly scale, this bad boy gets an eleven!

Dear, sweet Amber, who lied to you and said you should wear that?