American Pie

In an effort to salvage her career as an actress (yeah, right), Tara Reid is giving up the only thing that’s been paying her bills recently; she’s dropped her booking agent and with it, she hopes, the party girl stigma that cloaks her like cheap perfume.

Alyson Hannigan is pregnant.

The 34-year-old  star of American Pie and How I Met Your Mother and her husband, actor Alexis Denisof, 42, are expecting their first child this spring.

We hope the kid doesn’t have to hear a “One time at band camp story…” about their own conception. 

What does Good Dick mean to you? That was the question writer-director-star Marianna Palka asked herself when she sat down to write the script of Good Dick co-starring her boyfriend of nine years and producing partner Jason Ritter. While the title might imply a low-brow, American Pie-esque sex romp, the film is actually a delicate, intimate portrait of two incredibly broken people who may just be the other’s salvation. Ritter explains it’s about love, not lust.

Suffering under the delusion that a soundtrack is a movie, Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist has been done many times before, only better. Back in the 90s, this was a film set in Seattle with lovelorn grunge rockers pouring out their emotions like French Roast to songs by Chris Cornell and Billy Corgan. In the 80s, it was every movie John Hughes made.

Poor Tara Reid. She’s not even a hot mess; she’s just a messy, funky, puke-in-the-hair mess.

The former actress attended last night’s premiere of The Women in Los Angeles. Why? She’s not in it, we doubt she’s friends with Meg Ryan or Annette Benning and there’s really no place for her on the red carpet anymore. She hasn’t acted in years, she’s reportedly a raging alcoholic and she looks like a reheated poopburger.

Remember back in 1999-2000, when Election and American Pie had just come out, and everyone had Chris Klein fever? We could all forgive the fact that he’s not that good of an actor because he was just so easy on the eyes.

What happened to him?

He is giving full-on gay face in this picture! Can’t you see him saying “What’s up, girlfriend?” And where did his hair go? Out the window with his masculinity?

The look on his girlfriend Ginnifer Goodwin’s face says it all.

After years of American Pie notoriety, Seann William Scott is getting the chance to prove he’s more than just Stifler in his new film The Promotion, co-starring The Office’s Jenna Fischer and Oscar-nominated comic genius John C. Reilly.

Star Magazine is reporting American Pie star Jason Biggs, 30, tied the knot with his fiancée, actress Jenny Mollen, 28, on April 23rd at City Hall in Los Angeles with no friends or family in tow.

“They thought it would be a lot more relaxing to do it just the two of them with no pressure. It was a very private wedding, and that is exactly how they wanted it.”