America's Next Top Model

November 14, 2008 at 1:58 AM PST
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Fashion designer Anand Jon was convicted of multiple charges of sexual assault on young would-be models Thursday.

October 11, 2008 at 9:22 AM PST
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America's Next Top Model icons and Tyra Banks flunkies, Mr. Jay (Manuel) and Miss J. (Alexander), are getting their own spin-off called Operation Fabulous.

The pilot, being shot for the CW, has the two J’s travelling the country and selecting five women to receive Top Model-style makeovers including tutorials on how to dress, how to style their hair and apply makeup and lessons in building confidence with the support of family and friends. Why do we totally want to be on it?

Top Model chiefs Tyra Banks and Ken Mok serve as executive producers.

September 18, 2008 at 3:48 AM PST
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We coined the term “Smokeshow” for America's Next Top Model judge (and "noted fashion photographer") Nigel Barker when he left us so agog by his splendiferous beauty that we couldn’t even just call him hot or even smoking hot; he puts on a show, Cirque de Soleil-style, of smoky hotness.

Nigel is The Original Smokeshow!!!

Nigel and his incomprehensibly lucky wife Christen Chin attended last night’s New York screening of Battle in Seattle at the Tribeca Grand Hotel Screening Room.

September 5, 2008 at 4:04 AM PST
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CariDee English, winner of America’s Next Top Model cycle seven, arrives at "The Red Thread: The Inspiration and Passion of Valentino Garavani" event held at the Grace Building in New York City.

Did she just get off the Tara Reid party bus?

That Hersey’s chocolate chiffon nightmare of a dress is doing her no favors but neither is her hair and makeup. She is unrecognizably busted.

We love CariDee for her vivaciousness and spunk but at the end of the day, she’s a model and they get paid to look good.

We want a refund.

August 14, 2008 at 7:11 AM PST
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America's Next Top Model is being praised by the president of the Gay + Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD) group for including a transgender contestant in the new series.

August 12, 2008 at 6:09 AM PST
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After initially being denied bail for fear he was a flight risk, Nikki Blonsky’s father, Carl, a sewage plant worker, has been released from the Turks and Caicos prison where he’s been held since the rumble between the Blonsky Family and the Golden Family (it’s like Family Feud but with cranial injuries and without fun questions or a bitchin’ theme song) on July 29th.

August 9, 2008 at 8:10 AM PST
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The drama continues in the fallout of the brawl involving Hairspray star Nikki Blonsky, America’s Next Top Model reject Bianca Golden and their families.

Nikki’s father , a sewage plant worker, was denied bail in a hearing Thursday on felony charges of grievous bodily harm, charges that carry a sentence of up to five years.

August 5, 2008 at 8:31 AM PST
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Reports claim that civil lawsuits will be inevitable following the brawl Nikki Blonsky, 19, and her father were involved in with America's Top Model reject Bianca Golden and her mother. The fight was sparked when Blonsky tried to save five seats in the airport lounge at Turks & Caicos when Golden, also 19, wanted to sit down.

August 4, 2008 at 6:05 AM PST
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August 3, 2008 at 12:26 PM PST
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Better bring your kevlar the next time you go clubbin’ in the Dirty Dirty.

Gunfire erupted at a party in Atlanta hosted by music mogul Jermaine Dupri kicking off the third annual So So Def Summerfest weekend. Luckily no one was seriously injured and celebrity guests who included R&B singer Usher, rapper Nelly, actors Regina King, Gabrielle Union and Larenz Tate, were quickly escorted to safety.

You wanna know how talented baby daddy Justin Timberlake is? He doesn't need a week of prep and an hour and a half to host Saturday Night Live; give him three minutes and a chair and he still does a better job as host AND musical guest than just about anyone else in recent memory (Tina Fey doesn't count and homegirl can't sing). We are a little sad we didn't get to see him do more of the Barry Gibb Talk Show though. It's not the same without Jimmy Fallon trying to keep it together...and failing.

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What happened to Mariah Carey's voice? Her rendition of "Hero" on X Factor, Simon Cowell's British version of American Idol, was so bad it would've gotten her kicked off the show if she was a contestant. We actually would love to hear the Idol crew critique this train wreck. It's more than a little pitchy, dawg, it's a cryin' shame. She goes for the gusto (and sorta succeeds) at the end but fifteen octave Mariah is dead. All that remains are her hand-waving antics and inappropriately immature hoochie dresses. (Seriously, is she going to prom after the show or the Pimp and Ho Ball?)

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We bow at the altar of Janice Dickinson (afterall, she is the World's First Supermodel) so we say this with love and reverance...WHAT THE EFF ARE YOU DOING ON A DAYTIME COURT SHOW???? It appears Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency cast off and reject, Brian Kehoe (we HATE Kehoe) took his former agent to court but the only court his broke, publicity starved ass could muster was Christina's Court. Damn, dude! You couldn't even swing Judge Milian? We are SHOCKED Janice agreed to stoop to such lowly levels.

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Forget Town Hall Meetings and Debates, maybe what we needed all along was a Presdential Dance Off. Don't forget to get out and vote today! And then do The Worm in your candidate's honor.



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