and Patricia Clarkson

April 21, 2009 at 7:02am PST
Photos: splashnewsonline.com

Who’s coming out on top?

We’ve never been a big Orlando Bloom fan and, with his newly acquired facial hair, he kind of reminds us of our dad, Marty, circa 1979.

If you’re not a father, a police officer or a member of The Village People, mustaches can be tricky to pull off, and we don’t think Orlando really does it.

Bloom and his lip caterpillar were snapped on the set of his new movie Main Street, which co-stars Amber Tamblyn, Colin Firth, and Patricia Clarkson.

—Sasha Perl-Raver

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