Anne Heche
"I don't want to be arrogant... but I am an incredibly attractive man."
Thus begins Spread, starring Ashton Kutcher, the story of a man who is utterly vacuous but delightfully attractive. Hmmm, the story of Kutcher's life much? I kid, I kid, I’ve always enjoy Ashton; he’s attractive, charismatic and charming, but that charm can only go so far and, in Spread, it’s spread way too thin.
It’s ovah.
Dunzo.
Finito.
After months of breakups and makeups, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have finally, officially called it quits.
Lindsay confirmed the breakup to E! News saying: “We are taking a brief break so I can focus on myself.”
Really?
Because we’ve got a shiny new quarter that says you’re making out with someone in a booth at Villa before Easter.
Yesterday, the day after her divorce from Coley Laffon was finalized, Anne Heche announced that she gave birth to a son, her second, over the weekend.
The baby daddy is her former Men in Trees co-star, James Tupper.
Following bitter divorce proceedings that lasted half as long as their marriage, Anne Heche is officially divorced from Coley Laffoon and free to bump uglies with her fine ass Men in Trees co-star, and new baby daddy, James Tupper all she wants!
The two-year divorce battle reached a settlement last June to end their five-year marriage, with Heche paying $3,700 a month in child support. But it took another nine months to hammer out custody details and the split of their assets.
"I don't want to be arrogant... but I am an incredibly attractive man."
Thus begins Spread, starring Ashton Kutcher, the story of a man who is utterly vacuous but delightfully attractive. Hmmm, the story of Kutcher's life? We kid, we kid, we enjoy Ashton; he's attractive, charismatic and charming, but that charm can only go so far and in Spread, it's spread too thin.
Bat-shit crazy Anne Heche and her super smokeshow boyfriend James Tupper (who she left her husband of six years for after their loooove ignited on the set of Men in Trees) are expecting their first child together.
Heche already has one son, Homer, with her ex-husband Coleman Laffoon .
We hope the kid inherits their father’s looks in favor of their mother’s proclivity for extraterrestrial dalliances and lack of relationship commitment.
Look out, Beverly Hills, there’s a bat-shit crazy lady on the loose! And she's wearing leather pants!
Sharon Stone (aka: the second coming of Anne Heche) was spotted doing some holiday shopping at Barney’s on Sunday.
For a woman who recently lost custody of her son (along with her career and her mind), she looks happy as a clam. She must be thrilled the paparazzi still bother to take her picture, which is pretty shocking considering she hasn’t been in a hit film since 1995.
It must’ve been a slow day in BH.
We have to say, we do love Sharon’s shirt.
Anne Heche reached a settlement Friday in her contentious divorce from ex-husband Coley Laffoon, agreeing to pay him a $275,000 lump sum and $3,700 per month in child support for their 6-year-old son according to court documents.
The agreement marks a sharp reduction in the temporary $15,000-a-month support that the former Men in Trees star had been paying, which Heche said she could no longer afford because she was out of work.