Ashton Kutcher

Apparently January Jones and Ashton Kutcher used to date back when they were both models. Who knew?

And he told her not to become an actor. Mrs. Mad Men said, "He was like, I don't think you're going to be good at this." Real, nice Kutcher.

O.C. star Mischa Barton has spoken for the first time about being hospitalized this summer in Los Angeles and being held under involuntary psychiatric hold.

This sounds like the premise of a horror film to us.

Ashton Kutcher has stated that his life with Demi Moore is so perfect that the only way it could get better was if he cloned himself.

“Life couldn’t be better, even if I was standing on that beach out there,” the 31-year-old star has said. “I’m so good I almost need another one of me to be any better.”

We feel pretty confident in saying that what the world does not need now is more Ashton Kutchers running around.

"I don't want to be arrogant... but I am an incredibly attractive man."

Thus begins Spread, starring Ashton Kutcher, the story of a man who is utterly vacuous but delightfully attractive. Hmmm, the story of Kutcher's life much? I kid, I kid, I’ve always enjoy Ashton; he’s attractive, charismatic and charming, but that charm can only go so far and, in Spread, it’s spread way too thin.

Brad Pitt, who stars in the upcoming Inglorious Basterds, talked to Wired magazine and provided some sage advice for the tech savvy people of today.

When asked what he thought about Ashton Kutcher posting a picture of Demi Moore's behind on Twitter, Brad told the magazine:

Lots of Hollywood actors and actresses take on the Broadway scene – Katie Holmes and David Radcliffe to name a couple, and now Ashton Kutcher.

Mr. Demi Moore has reportedly been offered the starring role in Neil LaBute’s play Fat Pig.

Susan Boyle may hit the big time yet!

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher want Britain’s Got Talent runner-up, Susan Boyle, to perform for their upcoming wedding anniversary in September.

The couple is reportedly willing to pay her $42,000 for the gig.

Cha-Ching.

No formal offer has been made following Boyle’s admittance to London’s Priory Clinic where she spent five days being treated for exhaustion and anxiety. She was released earlier today.

Ashton Kutcher is putting his tweets to good use.

Ashton bet Ted Turner $100,000 that he could get one million Twitter followers before Turner’s CNN could.

Kutcher won the bet, claimed his prize and immediately donated Ted’s money to the United Nations to fight malaria.

The UN is spearheading a campaign to stop the spread of the deadly disease which kills 3,000 children a day in Africa alone.

Men of the world, listen up.

Ashton Kutcher is a Twitter Zen master and he’s using his Tweets to help ya’ll out.

So Twits, listen to this Tweet about how he and his wife, Demi Moore, are able to stay happy together:

“For me it’s about relearning that supporting my wife isn’t about providing $ and home, it’s about supporting her desires, needs and emotions.

“Greatest lesson in my marriage: Don’t try to solve her problems, just listen, love and be supportive. This is the opposite of male nature.”

Ahem!

In a small ceremony that was big-time all-in-the-family, Bruce Willis kicked off his 54th year by marrying his 32 year-old girlfriend, Emma Heming, on Saturday.

The ceremony was held at the actor's home in Parrot Cay, Turks & Caicos and was attended by his ex-wife Demi Moore, their children, Rumer Willis, 20, Scout, 17, and Tallullah Belle, 15, and Demi's new husband, Ashton Kutcher.

You know what bugs the hell out of us?