Audrina Patridge

Audrina is ready to join her Hills-pal Heidi in Playboy!

Patridge proves once again it’s all about the looks and not about the talent. The reality star is on the October cover of Maxim. And is getting ready to star in her own spinoff.

 Why?

Stephanie Pratt, a secondary figure on MTV’s The Hills as well as Spencer’s sister (our condolences) revealed to Us Weekly that she became bulimic after watching a scene when she first joined the show in 2007: "I was horrified. I remember saying, 'I can't believe how huge I look walking over to Lauren.'"

Later, when filming in Hawaii in bikinis she asked costar Audrina Patridge, "What looks better, shirt on or off?" Audrina said, "On."

It lives!

Despite the exit of the show’s “star,” Lauren Conrad, The Hills is returning to MTV this fall for season six.

Just as we feared, the show will now focus on newlyweds Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, with Audrina Patridge, Brody Jenner, Stephanie Pratt, Lo Bosworth and Justin Bobby continuing their supporting parts.

MTV also promises “fresh faces, new stories and shocking surprises.”

The only thing that could shock us at this point is if the show became interesting.

—Sasha Perl-Raver

After Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt officially became husband and wife on Saturday, they threw two receptions to celebrate the occasion.

The first was at Social Hollywood, where Heidi, who changed out of her wedding dress and into a shorter white number, Spencer and their guests sipped on fruity margaritas (a nod to their first faux Mexican wedding?) and enjoyed appetizers like tuna tartare and chicken salad.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are officially married.

The Hills stars got hitched in an early evening ceremony at the Westminster Presbyterian Church in Pasadena on Saturday.

Before the ceremony, Spencer signed autographs for fans outside the church, which was undoubtedly the highlight of his day.

In front of about 200 guests, including their castmates Audrina Patridge, Brody Jenner and Frankie Delgado, Montag, 22, and Pratt, 25, exchanged vows after an airplane flew overhead and wrote “Spencer loves Heidi” in the sky.

Can you say: Cheesy?

We have a lot of opinions about The Hills and how much is sucks.

But we are thrilled to see Audrina Patridge using her fleeting celebrity to support PETA.

Audrina posed with her dog, a rescue named Speedy Gonzalez in the latest “Angel for Animals” ad campaign for PETA.

Last night was ShowWest’s closing night awards banquet where the National Association of Theater Owners honored the actors and actresses they’ve knighted the biggest stars (and sacred cash cows) of the upcoming year.

The honorees included Zac Efron, Rachel McAdams, Audrina Patridge (say WHAT?!?!?), Dennis Quaid, Michael Caine, Sienna Miller, Zack Snyder, Bradley Cooper and Michael Bay.

So who would you rather?

Zac-y Pooh in all his barely legal, 17 Again glory?

Ugh.

Just when we thought we were free from the inane frivolity of The Hills.

Lauren Conrad announced that next season of the show will be her last, which won’t stop Heidi and Spencer from trying to continue the drama without her, and now Audrina Patridge is gearing up for her own solo venture.

Audrina has signed a deal with Mark Burnett Productions to star in a new series that will “follow her personal and professional life.” Booooring.

The show has yet to find a network home.

Audrina Patridge’s house wasn’t broken into; the idiot left her front door unlocked.

Where does she think she’s living?

This is LA, for crying out loud! Who leaves the door to their mansion unlocked?

Oh, that’s right, Paris Hilton.

When Paris Hilton is the company you’re keeping, you know you’re big-time stupid.

Audrina Patridge, you know, the random chick from The Hills, that show on MTV everyone stopped watching two seasons ago with the wonky eyes, had her house broken into over the weekend.

And, can we say, reality TV is treating her well! Check out the digs!

She bought that house with fake tears and dialogue that went a little something like this, “Yeah, like, I’m all whatever about Justin Bobby. What do you like, Lauren?"

Audrina the Lottery Weenna, wrote about the “devastating” ordeal on her blog.