Avril Lavigne

So much for her happy ending. Why did marriage have to be so complicated? Okay, okay, we'll stop.

Avril Lavigne has reportedly dumped her husband of three years, singer Deryck Whibley. She allegedly forced him out of their house.

We kid around, but this is, of course, sad news. They seemed like a cute couple.

More fat got cut last night but three finalists made it through and they were...

Pink haired, Avril Lavigne-esque Alexis Grace, who easily edged out the other girls in a year with not many major female challengers.

Roughneck Michael Sarver who had the balls to talk back to Simon and seems to have country fans on his side.

And Danny Gokey, whose wife passed away four weeks before his Idol audition.

All we can say is Tatiana del Toro can suck it! Peace out, bitch. Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

Until next week: The Sauce, Out.

Nothing says hardcore punk rock quite like miles of hot pink and checks.

YEEEAAAAHHH!!!!!!

ANARCHY!!!!

Wannabe punk princess Avril Lavigne was snapped at a photo shoot for her Kohl’s clothing line, Abbey Dawn.

We don’t want to talk smack about retailers like Kohl’s, Target or Wal-Mart because you can get great stuff there, but these clothes were either made for those with seeing impairments with no one to help them dress or tweens who want to sideline as street walkers.