Balthazar Getty

October 19, 2009 at 4:00pm PST
Photos: ABC

Can we just say, ew! The word on the street is that the new couple is Lindsay Lohan and Brothers & Sisters star Balthazar Getty. But we're not sure which one of them is slummin' it more.

Would you rather be sloppy seconds to Sienna Miller or Samantha Ronson? There's no good answer to that question.

March 6, 2009 at 12:18pm PST
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We had the chance to interview Sienna Miller yesterday about her new film The Edge of Love.

We're the first ones to say we can't stand that ho (we call her Godzilla Vajayjay, for cryin' out loud), but speaking to her face-to-face, we now understand why men go wild for her. She's beautiful, charming and bewitching, even if she has been taking her Noassatall pills. The girl can't weight more than 100 pounds.  

But, for a second, we almost liked her...

And then we thought about the photo of her, topless, kissing married Balthazar Getty and we were over it.

January 8, 2009 at 9:55am PST
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Who cares if Balthazar Getty is in or out, we just heard the most exciting Brothers and Sisters news in weeks!

Jason Lewis is returning to the show for at least one episode as Chad, the closeted smokeshow actor Kevin (Matthew Rhys) was having a torrid secret affair with in the first season, way before he married Scotty.

Supposedly the exes reconnect at a bar and “one thing leads to another.”

What does that mean????

January 8, 2009 at 6:33am PST
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Balthazar Getty wants everyone to know he’s not getting the boot from Brothers and Sisters and his castmates still love him like a brother. 

Uh, huh. Yeah, buddy, sell that to someone who’s buyin’.

Word on the street is, ever since Balthazar hooked up with stankho Sienna Miller, he’s done an outstanding job of alienating the show’s cast and crew.

We believe it. We can’t stand him anymore and we have the luxury of not having him in our face all day everyday.

December 31, 2008 at 6:55am PST
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Balthazar Getty has taken his favorite disease-riddled whore to Mexico for the New Year.

Wow.

Homeboy just does not care about anything but her anymore.

He’s about to get fired from Brothers and Sisters because he’s estranged the entire cast and crew, his wife is who-knows-where and his four children are virtually fatherless.

What an a-hole. 

December 30, 2008 at 6:24am PST
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We’re hearing rumblings all over the place that Balthazar Getty will soon be leaving Brothers and Sisters.

The question is: Is he leaving by choice or because the producers don’t want him back?

Things have been strained on the set ever since Getty took up with heinous whore Sienna Miller, who his TV brother, Matthew Rhys, dated briefly, and left his wife and four kids, who his co-stars had become close with. He’s also been showing up late and has been becoming more and more difficult to work with. We guess Sienna’s asshole-ishness is rubbing off on him.

December 4, 2008 at 6:26am PST
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Just when we decide we hate him, Balthazar Getty opens up about something so personal and intense, our heart begins to melt and we wonder if we’ve got him all wrong.

In the latest issue of TV Guide, Getty admits it wasn’t much of a stretch for him to play the anxious father of a sick infant as he does in next Sunday’s episode of Brothers and Sisters.  He just thought about his own harrowing memories of his daughter Grace’s fight for life.

November 29, 2008 at 12:05pm PST
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Speaking of cheating couples who make us sick, just a couple weeks after Sienna Miller announced that she was happy to be single and was looking forward to being alone, she was spotted out on a date with her supposedly ex-boyfriend Balthazar Getty.

Groody! These two just won't give their adulterous relationship a rest.

November 9, 2008 at 12:56pm PST
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The groodiest couple in history are headed for Splitsville!

October 20, 2008 at 9:45am PST
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Our least favorite couple, Balthazar Getty and Sienna Miller, were spotted this weekend on a romantic vacay in Positano, Italy.

Gag. Barf. Retch.

That skeeze makes us sick and Getty’s despicable behavior has almost ruined Brothers and Sisters for us.

Disgusting.

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