Last night, Dancing with the Stars returned with new pros, including Chelsie Hightower, who we loved on So You Think You Can Dance, new stars and a whirlwind of excitement surrounding the new season…that is, unless you were Karina, who looked miserable and defeated from the moment the show started. We don’t need to see Steve Wozniak dance to know they're destined for the bottom two. He’s a big old white dude. They always land in the bottom two.
The Dancing with the Stars couples have been unveiled and they are:
Super lucky Lil’ Kim and our man Derek Hough (swoon).
A cozy-looking real-life couple Chuck Wicks and Julianne Hough.
Cougar-licious Belinda Carlisle and Jonathan Roberts.
David Alan Grier spotting awful Don Juan de Marco facial hair and Kym Johnson.
Bizarrely well-suited Steve-O and Lacey Schwimmer.
Denise Richards (yuck) and Maksim Chmerkovskiy (why are we the only one who finds him totally groody?).
Sure-thing Shawn Johnson and Mark Ballas.