Bend it Like Beckham

Jonathan Rhys Meyers is denying he spent time in rehab and claims his life is overwhelmingly dull.

Rhys Meyers is denying he went to rehab for a third time in February after previous trips in 2005 and 2007 to deal with an addiction to alcohol.

Hallelujah!

We don’t know how or when it happened by Jonathan Rhys Meyers managed to become hot again!

We guess that’s what happens when you stop binge drinking and doing enough yayo to kill Tony Montana.

Gone are the buggy child molester eyes, he actually has color in his face and he doesn’t look like he’s been up for three nights straight doing blow off someone’s ass cheek while reciting lines from The Tudors.

Good on ya’, JRM!

We’re having Bend it Like Beckham flashbacks.

And we like it.

—Sasha Perl-Raver

Holy Snapple!

Jonathan Rhys Meyer hasn’t looked this hot since Bend it Like Beckham.

Gone are the child molester eyes and even the porn ‘stache was looking foxy as JRH arrived at the launch party for The Tudors third season in Manhattan last night.

Maybe that third trip to rehab was just what the doctor ordered.

Herro, King Henry. He could behead us any day.

—Sasha Perl-Raver

We can never decide if The Tudors star Jonathan Rhys Meyers is flossy or frightening.

Bend it Like Beckham: Flossy. Match Point: Frightening. August Rush: Flossy. This photo…mmm, the jury is still out.

The “I did too much coke last night” eyes, major DSLs and porn ‘stache kind of kill it.

JRM received the Honorary Patronage award from the Trinity College Philosophical Society during a special ceremony on Sunday in his hometown of Dublin, Ireland.