Best and Worst Dressed

The Oscars are all about looking fabulous for Hollywood’s biggest night.

So who deserves accolades and who should’ve stayed home and watched the show in their sweatpants?

The Best:

Last night, the red carpet belonged to Miley Cyrus. That’s right, we said it. Miley Cyrus is en fuego! We are obsessed with her Zuhair Murad dress! It had elements of Marion Cotillard’s fish scaley Gaultier dress from last year mixed with the fabulous petal ballgowns from the 1940s and 50s. Best dress of the night!

Worst:

Last night the Critics' Choice Awards were handed out in Santa Monica. We already know who won awards but who deserves a rave for their style sense and who left the red carpet in shame?

Scathing Word of Mouth:

Amanda Bynes: Tsk tsk tsk. We love Amanda Bynes, but her second skin, hot pink Herve Leger dress is way too Streetwalker Barbie. She’s the second coming of Mariah Carey in that outfit… and that is NOT a good thing.

Taking a cue from the stock market, last night’s Emmy Awards were in constant, violent flux. The show opened with The Almighty O, Oprah, and then plummeted into the outer rings of hell when the reality hosts took the stage armed with ... nothing. Steve Carrell and Ricky Gervais managed to jolt the show back to life but then the Desperate Housewives took the stage and used their time to prove they’re the happiest cast on TV (Dana Delany kissing Marcia Crosses forehead was Manson-style overkill).

Continuing last night’s theme of suckiness, the red carpet was littered with fashion choices that ranged from questionable to downright hideous. While there were no stand outs in the “Give ‘em a golf clap” category, there were a plethora of choices for the “Give ‘em a good hard smack to knock the sense back in” list.

Rather than offer a Best and Worst Dressed, these are the Best of the Worst and Worst of the Worst from last night’s VMAs held on the Paramount backlot in Hollywood.