Beyonce

What's Tom Hanks' favorite song of the year? He was asked just that at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame's 25th Anniversary show yesterday.

Yup, it's Beyonce's "Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)," which seems like a sort of unlikely choice, but maybe Forrest, Forrest Gump is hipper than we thought. We do forget that he taught Elvis how to dance.

If you could switch places with anyone for a week, who would you pick? If you said George Clooney or Michelle Obama, then you're in good company, according to a new poll.

Now that we got our Kanye rant out of the way, we can talk about the good parts of MTV's Video Music Awards last night, and there were a lot!

Why is Kanye West such an idiot? We really can't begin to answer that question, but last night at MTV's Video Music Awards he brought out his antics to a new low.

Just ask Oprah! We swear that's what she said. The talk show queen interviewed him for the most recent issue of her O magazine. On her bff Gayle King's radio show, she said about the rapper: "I could smell him on me and I was like, 'Oh, my, this is wonderful." 

We would have guessed it.  But now it's official.

Jessica Biel is the most hazardous celebrity on the Internet.

Fans searching online for Biel have a one-in-five chance of hitting a Web site containing malicious software – known as "malware" to techies – according to the annual report listing Hollywood's most "dangerous" online celebrities published by an antivirus software company (figures!). 

Poor Gwyneth Paltrow, it seems she catch a break lately. The collective Internet, reality stars... everyone has deemed her a suitable laughing stock, and they still haven't tired of ridiculing her Goop shenanigans.

Now even everyday concertgoers can't help but find flaws in her. Huge, smelly flaws.

Ticketless fans have been warned to stay away from Michael Jackson's star-studded memorial service amid fears of riots.

Los Angeles police have urged people not to head to the Staples Center in the city's downtown area for tomorrow's event unless they are guaranteed entry.

Authorities fear that up to one million fans will descend on the city.

More than 1.6 million people entered a lottery to get tickets, but only 17,500 were successful.

Sasha Fierce can't handle a lil bootleggin'.

The singer is going after unknown suspects for pawning off fake goods to unsuspecting fans outside her concerts.

Diva Beyonce Knowles has filed a lawsuit today against "John Does" in New York to stop people from selling knock-offs of her CDs and merchandise at concerts. In particular at her Madison Square concerts coming up on June 21st and 22.

What.

Was.

She.

Thinking?

Beyonce showed up to last night’s New York City premiere of her new movie, Obsessed, which was held at the School of Visual Arts theater (fancy), wearing that!?!?!

She’s Elvira-gone-showgirl.

And what the eff is with the train?

Is it supposed to add an air of elegance? Because what it adds is the stench of ridiculousness.

It looks like a black matador’s cape, which makes her ass the bull she’s fighting against.

Toro! Toro!

—Sasha Perl-Raver