Big Fan

Big Fan, one of our least favorite movies at Sundance opened Friday.

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We just returned home to LA to find a stack of mail, a DVR busting at the seams and a fridge so pathetically empty, we might have to eat baking soda for breakfast.

Our time in Sundance has come to an end, snowy summer camp is over and we’re already feeling the withdrawal.

There is a certain pulsating mania in Sundance that is magical. Five films a day, meals consisting of sugarfree Red Bull and Krispy Kremes, bathroom celebrity sighting and weather so cold it makes your jaw numb and your teeth hurt had become the norm for us.

When we read the description of Peter and Vandy we thought, "Awwww, poor them. Their thunder is so totally being stolen by 500 Days of Summer."

We should have heeded the warnings!

We were told by NUMEROUS sources that The Informers, adapted by Bret Easton Ellis from his novel and directed by Gregor Jordan (Buffalo Soldiers), was absolutely terrible.

For some twisted, sadistic reason, we thought we need to come to that decision on our own.

We have no one to blame but ourself.

The Informers is about what everything Bret Easton Ellis writes is about: yuppies, drugs, promiscuous sex, disconnection, blah blah blah.

Big Fan is a big bad suckfest.