Big Love

Should it be How I Met Your Mothers? Okay, bad polygamy joke.

In a move we enthusiastically applaud, Maggie Gyllenhaal teamed up with Fisher Price to unveil the company’s new Precious Planet Collection of baby gear and newborn toys and to announce their $250,000 donation benefiting the Wildlife Conservation Society.

Yay Fisher Price.

Yay animals.

Boo the butt ugly granny dress Maggie wore to the event, which was held at the Central Park Zoo.

Why does she insist on dressing like a dowager?

And don’t even get us started on the hair.

Last night season three of HBO’s series Big Love premiered at the Cinerama Dome in Hollywood.

Amanda Seyfried, whom we adore, showed up in a navy, beaded minidress that, much like C+C Music Factory once sang, made us go hmmm?

It’s a little prom dress meets decorative throw pillow, n’est pas?

Ginnifer Goodwin, who we’re totally neutral on (she’s there and we kinda don’t care), wore a beautiful tiered soft pink minidress whose lace and frills were adorable without being cloying.

High School Musical star KayCee Stroh married Ben Higginson on Friday in Salt Lake City, Utah in total Big Love fashion.

Stroh and Higginson, both 24 (which is too young to get married in our opinion, unless there’s a barefoot-pregnant-shotgun situation) were united in a private Mormon ceremony at the Salt Lake Temple before exchanging wedding bands at a ring ceremony attended by family and friends.

That’s how Mormons do it.

Creeeepy.