Bret Easton Ellis

The Informers has an all-star cast, the cult pedigree of Bret Easton Ellis’ source material and the dubious distinction of being the last film Brad Renfro appeared in before his overdose death last year.

But does the price of admission score you more than multiple minutes of Amber Heard’s nudity?

Keep reading to find out…

We are!

Author Bret Easton Ellis has announced he’s working on a sequel to his iconic 80s novel turned cult classic film Less Than Zero. The book, titled Imperial Bedrooms, is expected to be released in May 2010 and Bret says he’d like to see a reunited cast in a second film adaptation.

We should have heeded the warnings!

We were told by NUMEROUS sources that The Informers, adapted by Bret Easton Ellis from his novel and directed by Gregor Jordan (Buffalo Soldiers), was absolutely terrible.

For some twisted, sadistic reason, we thought we need to come to that decision on our own.

We have no one to blame but ourself.

The Informers is about what everything Bret Easton Ellis writes is about: yuppies, drugs, promiscuous sex, disconnection, blah blah blah.

American Psycho, the subversively sexy Christian Bale serial killer cult classic, is heading to Broadway as a musical. How awesome would it be if Christian came back and starred in it? Who else could possibly deliver as Patrick Bateman quite like Bale?

We can see it now: Dancing girls in body bags high-kick while a half-naked, blood-soaked psychopath runs around on stage with a chainsaw singing “I’m going to kill you!”