Brian Austin Green

On our way home from dinner Tuesday night we noticed a major hubbub going on at the Chateau Marmont and decided to investigate.

We discovered it was GQ’s Men of the Year Party where stars like Leonardo DiCaprio mingled with Zac Efron while Megan Fox (who arrived with her hottie fiance Brian Austin Green and was honored as GQ’s Obsession of the Year) worked the red carpet next to Elisha Cuthbert (looking like she’s packed on a few pounds) and Rosario Dawson.

Brian Austin Green made an appearance in Los Angles Court yesterday as his custody battle with baby mama Vanessa Marcil over their 6-year-old son Kassius continues.

Marcil requested the hearing after complaining about details of their custody arrangement.

BAG is a smokeshow, no question, but what is he thinking showing up to court wearing a zoot suit costume? It ain’t Halloween yet. We’re having flashbacks of the commercial where the guy sits on a bench that’s covered in wet paint so he pops a Mentos and rolls around until he’s covered in big, ugly white stripes.

We knew this would happen.

90210 producers keep trying to bail water out of their sinking ship, and they’re using a bucket made by nostalgia.

Shannen Doherty has confirmed she will appear in two more episodes of the show after initially signing on for only four appearances. Like we said, they want ShanDo on that wall, they NEED ShanDo on that wall. Without Brenda, Kelly and the hope of Dylan, the show's never going to recoup any money.

Megan Fox is trying so hard to be a poor man’s version of old-school, bad-ass, pre-adoption-and-saving-the-world Angelina Jolie. In this month’s GQ she goes off on Disney, speaks openly about falling in love with a female stripper (that’s klass) and how passé hand jobs are.

We knew this would happen.

On its second week out, 90210 slipped 30 percent from its premiere among Men and Women aged 18-34 and 35 percent among Men and Women 35-49.

They need to step their game up quickly or the show’s going to be DOA. They need more Ryan Eggold, less AnnaLynne McCord crying and a heavy dose of Brian Austin Green.

Shannen  Doherty knows how to make 90210 better. Bring on the BAG!

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David Beckham: A plaid shirt and grey vest? If you’re David Beckham, somehow, it works! Only he could make a cowboy dandy look come across as acutely sexy. And the way he puts his wedding band proudly on display just makes him more delectable.

Brian Austin Green and Garbage frontwoman Shirley Manson sign autographs for fans of their show Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles at Comic Con.

Does anyone actually watch that show? Maybe producers are hoping Shirley and Brian can help with ratings.

Brian Austin Green is, was and will always be one of our favorites.

Ever since his days doing the running man as David Silver on 90210, he’s held a special place in our heart. For all the haters who used to say Luke Perry was the sexy one, we offer Exhibit A, this shot of BAG at the Fox All-Star party on the Santa Monica Pier.

Damn, Gina!