Brian Austin Green

Okay, these two really need to make up their minds already.

After repeatedly breaking up and getting back together, Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green appear to be once again engaged.

After his co-starring role on Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, Brian Austin Green is in talks to join The CW’s One Tree Hill as a regular cast member.

Green, an original 90210 cast member, had starred in a CW pilot called Body Politics, but after it failed to snag a spot in the fall line-up; he was approached to move to Tree Hill.

Uh oh, is Megan Fox gonna have to cut a bitch?

Just days after Fox announced that they're still engaged but have no wedding plans, Brian Austin Green was spotted getting awfully cozy with an actress named Bobbi Sue Lutherat the premiere of Laid to Rest at the Laemmle's Grande 4 Plex in Los Angeles.

Who?

Megan Fox wants to clear up any misconceptions about her engagement to Brian Austin Green. 

The 22-year-old Transformers star and the former Beverly Hills 90210 hunk, 35, broke off their engagement in February after a five year relationship (do the math on Megan’s age and then cringe with us).

They’ve since gotten back together, which is good since Megan has Brian’s name tattooed over her whoo-hah, but she says she still isn’t ready to walk down the aisle.

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles has been cancelled.

According to Entertainment Weekly, “It’s done. Everyone has pretty much known for a couple of weeks. Consider it cancelled.”

For those of you who have been enjoying a weekly dose of Brian Austin Green or Summer Glau, the second-season finale, which aired on Friday, was your last hurrah.

Our condolences.

Maybe this is why BAG had the free time in his schedule to appear on the season finale of CSI:Miami.

—Sasha Perl-Raver

They called off their engagement two weeks ago, but yesterday Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox met up for lunch in Burbank together.

Though the pair tried to keep things low-pro, they reportedly looked friendly and comfortable.

Hmmm.

Maybe the end of their engagement was a break and not a breakup.

Whasagoinon?

 —Sasha Perl-Raver

There are only two things that make us feel better after a break up: food and some rebound lovin’.

So we’re offering Brian Austin Green both!

Just as long as we can call him David Silver while we get down to business.

Poor BAG split from his fiancé, Megan Foxy Fox, this week so we decided he needed the perfect breakup food to get him through this storm.

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green have called off their engagement.

Men and women everywhere celebrate in unison.

We don’t want anyone to be unhappy, but a world where both BAG and Megan Foxy Fox are single is just a better place to be.

The 22-year-old Fox, who sports a tattoo of Brian’s name by her hoo-ha, has been dating Green, 35, since 2004. They announced their engagement in November 2006.

Damn!

Last night’s Fox Winter All-Star Party, held at My House (we can’t get over how much we hate that name), was Hot Sauce Central.

David Silver, Jack Bauer and Pacey were all makin’ booty spin ‘round.

Brian Austin Green, who arrived without his fiancé Megan Fox, was there to pimp The Sarah Connor Chronicles, Kiefer Sutherland, of course, was repping 24 and Joshua Jackson was celebrating his new show Fringe, which has been doing very well.

We could have happily drowned in that sea of man meat.