Brooke Hogan

After months of limbo, Hulk Hogan and his former wife finalized the terms of their divorce.

Hulk Hogan aka Terry Bollea and Linda Bollea vowed to put aside months of bitterness so as to get on with their lives.

"The war is over," said Linda after court. The 55-year-old celebrity wrestler said in court he and Linda reached agreement on their terms. The divorce was finalized after a short hearing.

Brooke Hogan, Hulk Hogan's obnoxious daughter, has blessed us with a new song titled "Ur Not That Hot." How it rolls off the tongue! Impressive as ever, that Brooke.

Bust out the pole.

After laying low for about a year, Brooke Hogan performed at a Latin music festival in Miami yesterday and decided it might be smart to rely on something more than her musical “talents.”

While her father, Hulk Hogan, watched in the audience, and was reportedly quite proud, Brooke decided to make her performance at Calle Ocho stripper-licious.

Brooke really does know best.

Why else would anyone stand around and watch her?

—Sasha Perl-Raver

Nick Hogan, the 18-year-old son of wrestling star Hulk Hogan, has been released from Pinellas County Jail in Clearwater, Florida after serving 166 days of an 8-month sentence, for his involvement in a street race accident that left his friend, John Graziano, a recently returned Iraq war veteran, in a permanent vegetative state.

Nick, whose real last name is Bollea, was met by his tragic, tranny, wannabe singer, sister Brooke who leapt to give him a hug.