Caridee English

Smiling With the Eyes, Still Looking a Mess

September 5, 2008 at 4:04 AM PST

Tags: America's Next Top Model, Caridee English

Photos: splashnewsonline.com

CariDee English, winner of America’s Next Top Model cycle seven, arrives at "The Red Thread: The Inspiration and Passion of Valentino Garavani" event held at the Grace Building in New York City.

Did she just get off the Tara Reid party bus?

That Hersey’s chocolate chiffon nightmare of a dress is doing her no favors but neither is her hair and makeup. She is unrecognizably busted.

We love CariDee for her vivaciousness and spunk but at the end of the day, she’s a model and they get paid to look good.

We want a refund.

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