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China Chow’s Topless Dip with Keanu Reeves

June 20, 2008 at 6:13am PST

They better be just friends!

Here are the photos of what we told you about earlier this week: Chow Chow’s topless dip in the Mediterranean with OUR man.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

Chow Chow needs to back up off our man, Keanu! And put on a top.

We have to say it: her boobs are great but her nips are gross and look like they’re about to poke someone’s eye out.

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Eye-Spy: Keanu Reeves Edition

June 18, 2008 at 2:01am PST

Tags: China Chow, Eye-Spy, Keanu Reeves, Mark Wahlberg

Eye-Spy with my little eye someone that is the luckiest skeezer in the world!

Do you see her?

It’s China Chow, has-been actress and daughter of restaurateur Michael Chow (a.k.a. Mr. Chow).

China was spotted swimming topless with the love of our life, Keanu Reeves, yesterday in the French Riviera, and today she was snapped following him out of a restaurant in Sanremo, Italy, a small city at the Italian-French border.

Keanu looks HOT!

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