Chloe Sevigny

Should it be How I Met Your Mothers? Okay, bad polygamy joke.

We know you don't even watch the Emmys for the awards, so we present Gossip Sauce's 2009 Primetime Emmy Fashion Winners.

Nominees Drew Barrymore, Heidi Klum, Chloe Sevigny, Rose Byrne, Sandra Oh, Tina Fey all rocked it on the red carpet, even if only Fey took home an actual award!

Bask in their collective beauty, above.

Rachel Zoe may be joining the ranks of jobless Americans pretty soon.

The Observer observes (tee hee) a recent trend in Hollywood of stars ditching those money-grubbing stylists and going directly to the designers instead.

Last night season three of HBO’s series Big Love premiered at the Cinerama Dome in Hollywood.

Amanda Seyfried, whom we adore, showed up in a navy, beaded minidress that, much like C+C Music Factory once sang, made us go hmmm?

It’s a little prom dress meets decorative throw pillow, n’est pas?

Ginnifer Goodwin, who we’re totally neutral on (she’s there and we kinda don’t care), wore a beautiful tiered soft pink minidress whose lace and frills were adorable without being cloying.

Who knew?

Chloe Sevigny, who usually keeps that banging body hidden under layers of aggressively ugly retro duds, looked absolutely gorgeous in a simple black bikini on Miami Beach where she spent New Year’s Day reading, swimming and napping her hangover away.

We didn’t know she was capable of looking this nice.

Where are the 80s-style neon Ray Bans on a DayGlo sunglass cord to ruin the look?

Rising R&B star Estelle took over a neighborhood for a live concert in Sale, Greater Manchester, England yesterday. The show was for the winner of the Vimto Down Your Street contest.

Estelle wore her very best Chloe Sevigny-inspired “ugly-80’s is the new black” acid wash dress. The lavender shoes are cute though.

Would you be caught dead in this dress for any occasion other than a costume party?

Largo at the Coronet: Tuesday 9pm

Chloe Sevigny wearing one of her typically fugtaculary slutty “chic” outfits comprised of a grey half shirt, beige and black embroidered, high waisted and flared mini skirt and heavy black orthopedic gone dominatrix lace up ankle boots. She looked about as excited to be there as a woman headed for a root canal.