Choke

Standing in the shadow of a man like David Fincher is never easy. Plunking yourself there by tackling material you’re ill-equipped to handle is just begging for a flogging, one we’re happy to give.

Check out Stone Temple Pilots' front man Scott Weiland at Wednesday’s Choke screening at New York’s Sunshine Theaters.

That’s definitely the guy you get to watch your kids.

We wonder who he picked a fight with to get that shiner, perhaps old bandmates from Velvet Revolver, or if that’s just a passing out on the bathroom floor injury.

Left: Jennifer Grey. Right: Gloria Estefan.

We love Jennifer and Dirty Dancing changed our life but she never should have gotten started with plastic surgery. She was totally unrecognizable at Wednesday’s premiere of Choke, a film her husband Clark Gregg wrote, directed and acts in.

We will refrain from comment on all the botox paralyzing her face into that joker’s mask but we have to ask; Baby, what happened to you?

We were huge fans of ABC’s October Road and mourned its cancellation like the passing of a dear friend.

Largo at the Coronet: Tuesday 9pm

Chloe Sevigny wearing one of her typically fugtaculary slutty “chic” outfits comprised of a grey half shirt, beige and black embroidered, high waisted and flared mini skirt and heavy black orthopedic gone dominatrix lace up ankle boots. She looked about as excited to be there as a woman headed for a root canal.