Christian Slater

Jason Bateman (aka: The Second Coming of Teen Wolf), Christian Slater (aka: JD and/or Hard Harry…although that was 1990) and Rick(y) Schroder (aka: Silver Spoon-sucking Ricky Stratton, a show that Bateman co-starred on) all attended the White House Correspondents Dinner in Washington DC this past weekend. 

So who would you rather?

And, perhaps more importantly, what the eff happened to Christian Slater’s face???

He’s shot through with more botox than Nicole Kidman.

—Sasha Perl-Raver

Sigh. 

F—k me gently with a chain saw.

We can’t fight this tsunami of remakes, so we’re afraid we’re just going to have to get on the bus and ride it. (Except the Karate Kid redo; that we will fight to our dying breath.)

Heathers is being made into a musical for Broadway.

Lick it up, baby. Lick. It. Up.

The 1988 classic has been in staged readings for the past week with Kristen Bell as Veronica Sawyer, Winona Ryder’s part, and Christian Campbell as J.D., a part made iconic by Christian Slater.

NBC has cancelled the Christian Slater-vehicle My Own Worst Enemy and Candace Bushnell’s Lipstick Jungle due to poor ratings.

Oh, Robert Buckley, you can cry on our shoulder!

While promoting his new show, My Own Worst Enemy, Christian Slater told AOL Television, "Yeah, sometimes I see Winona (Ryder) and she's like, 'Are you ready to do Heathers 2?' And I'm like, 'Sure!' I would do it in a heartbeat. I would totally love to do that character again - J.D... That would be like a dream come true for me. So we'll see. If they want to put something together, I'd be thrilled."