Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera has signed on to make her big screen debut in Burlesque, a musical set in a neo-burlesque club in LA, where a small town girl lands while “looking for love, fame and success.”

It sounds like Coyote Ugly meets The Pussycat Dolls.

Speaking of, the film will be directed by Steven Antin, PCD founder Robin Antin’s brother.

White is not slimming.

Shiny, skintight white is very not slimming.

And since when do Kim Kardashian and Christina Aguilera share clothes?

–Sasha Perl-Raver

What can we say about Christina Aguilera’s outfit as she arrives for the Africa Rising Music and Fashion Festival at Royal Albert Hall in London on Tuesday night?

In the immortal words of Tim Gunn…That’s a lot of look.

We just hope no one took mushrooms or acid before the show. They might get sucked into the warp speed vortex of XTina’s boobies, never to escape.

At least she put pants on.

In the old days, it would’ve just been the minidress served with a side of butt-cheek.

OMG!

Shield your children; this photo could traumatize them for life.

Mickey Rourke attended last night’s New York premiere of his new film, The Wrestler looking a hot ass mess. It’s a good thing people are already buzzing that Rourke could be nominated for an Oscar for his portrayal of Randy “The Ram” Robinson, a retired wrestler desperate for a comeback, in this Darren Aronofsky (Requiem for a Dream) drama because they should have been talking about how to’ up from the flo’ up homeboy looks.

Russell Brand was sweating like a whore in church from the first moment he took the VMA stage and was greeted with crickets. Unlike previous years where the front rows are stars and the rest of the crowd is comprised of rabid, screaming, boisterous fans, 2008 was Bring-Your-Dad-to-the-VMAs-Day. Every time the camera panned the audience it was like a trip to an LL Bean outlet in the suburbs. They treated the show like a trip to Nordstrom with their trophy wives; half-asleep, holding the bags by the guy tickling “Unforgettable” on the piano. What gives?

Continuing last night’s theme of suckiness, the red carpet was littered with fashion choices that ranged from questionable to downright hideous. While there were no stand outs in the “Give ‘em a golf clap” category, there were a plethora of choices for the “Give ‘em a good hard smack to knock the sense back in” list.

Rather than offer a Best and Worst Dressed, these are the Best of the Worst and Worst of the Worst from last night’s VMAs held on the Paramount backlot in Hollywood.

We told you to expect some major changes at American Idol.

Today, the show announced there will be a fourth judge that tone-deaf wannabes will have to impress if they want to be sent to Hollywood. Grammy-nominated songwriter Kara DioGuardi is joining Randy, Simon and Paula when the show premieres its eighth season in January 2009.

Who knew Macy’s could get this fierce? Christina Aguilera looks amazing! Total MILF status.

Ex-XXX-Tina posed for this photo, shot by celebrity photographer Mark Seliger, to mark 150 years of Macy's. The Dirrrty girl cleans up good. This is way better than that chaps phase she went through. She joins tycoon Donald Trump, businesswoman Martha Stewart and fashion designer, Tommy Hilfiger, in the shots to commemorate the company's anniversary.

You look hot, Mama!

Scott Storch used to be a successful producer, working with big celebrities like Beyoncé, Christina Aguilera (whose working relationship ended in a feud complete with Christina’s song, “F.U.SS.”, which stand for F—k You Scott Storch) and Dr. Dre, and dating women like Li’l Kim and Lindsay Lohan (maybe that’s why she went gay, he looks like he could have that kind of effect on a woman).

The Fourth Annual Fashion Rocks event will be held at Radio City Music Hall on September 5th and the star studded lineup has just been announced.