Clark Gregg

Standing in the shadow of a man like David Fincher is never easy. Plunking yourself there by tackling material you’re ill-equipped to handle is just begging for a flogging, one we’re happy to give.

Left: Jennifer Grey. Right: Gloria Estefan.

We love Jennifer and Dirty Dancing changed our life but she never should have gotten started with plastic surgery. She was totally unrecognizable at Wednesday’s premiere of Choke, a film her husband Clark Gregg wrote, directed and acts in.

We will refrain from comment on all the botox paralyzing her face into that joker’s mask but we have to ask; Baby, what happened to you?

Sex addiction, self-inflicted asphyxiation, Alzheimer’s, Colonial re-enactments…Welcome back to the world of Chuck Palahniuk.

Largo at the Coronet: Tuesday 9pm

Chloe Sevigny wearing one of her typically fugtaculary slutty “chic” outfits comprised of a grey half shirt, beige and black embroidered, high waisted and flared mini skirt and heavy black orthopedic gone dominatrix lace up ankle boots. She looked about as excited to be there as a woman headed for a root canal.

James Caan gets in for the good stuff with Anjelica Huston as they arrive for the Cinevegas Film Festival Half-Life Awards.

Sexxxy.

The award ceremony honored the film works of James Caan, Anjelica Huston, Don Cheadle, Rosario Dawson, Robert Duvall, Clark Gregg and Sam Rockwell. The event was held at the Planet Hollywood Resort in Las Vegas, where the temperature was 108° F and only getting’hotter if Caan had his way.